They're cute at first, but you soon tired of picking up their crap.
Chances are you'll find them lying by the TV.
The good ones are all taken.
In order to get their attention, you must first turn them on.
They take a long time to mature.
If they sit too long, they become lumpy.
They run at the first sign of tears.
They on appear only when there is food on the table.
Only moving objects get their attention.
They take up too much space on the bed..
They're easy to catch with food.
The shorter the message, the easier it is for them to understand