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Thursday, November 25, 2010

The online dating dictionary

I know if you are reading this blog, then you do read and understand English. What you don't know, is that in the dating world , words and sentences mean something else, nothing is as it seems.

Questions and their meaning

Q Do you live alone  ?
Real meaning :  Will i be able to come and get laid .

Q How old are your children ?
Real meaning : Put them to sleep. I want tocome over &  get laid

Q Do you know how to cook?
Real meaning : Invite  me over b***** i want to get laid

Q What are you wearing now ? (asked  usually late at night)
Real meaning : say you wearing something sexy coz i want to get laid and your not letting me, i might as well fantasize.

Q Don't you get lonely living alone ?
Real meaning : Don't you want to get laid ?

Q you have been single all this time ?
Real meaning : Don't you want to get laid ?

Q R u romantic ?
Real meaning : are you a sex maniac or not ?

Q: Do you want to have dinner ?
Real meaning : Can i have dinner at your place and get laid ?

No matter what the question a man asks, the real meaning is almost always "can I get laid ?"
There are exceptions, very few rare men who don't ask these questions probably coz they just got laid .